Crab Rave

Aurora Bennett, 9th Grader at BCECHS

“What are you doing?”

They looked up from where they were sitting on the grass.

“Nothing…?” They draw out.

“Mhm, yeah, and is ‘nothing’ just you sitting in the middle of our backyard with crabs surrounding you?” I ask, raising a brow.

They sigh, “Well, yeah, but look!”

They grab one of the crabs, quickly standing, and start pushing it closer to my face, “It’s Sir Crabsalot!”

“Sir Crabsalot? There better be a Crabsadina” I deadpan, looking at the army of Crabs around us.

“There is!” They yell, putting the previous crab down to show me another crab, “I’m creating a Crab army! I’m the general! You want to join as my right-hand man?”

“Yeah, sure, why not?”

And that folks is how two idiots created a Crab army and took over Russia.