April Humor

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims

April Fools Jokes don’t get any big laughs in Hawaii.

They only get a low ‘Ha’.

Why are so many people tired on April 1st?

They just finished a 31-day March.

What did the dirt say to the rain?

You’d better cut it out, or my name will be mud!