“2B or NOT 2B”…

Dan Neizmik, Contributing Writer


Last night I had the wildest dream,

I was putting money in a vending machine,

When I saw your picture by Button “2B,”

Would I choose you instead of candy?

Well, I quickly made my decision,

I pressed Button “2B” with great precision,

But, the whole thing fell apart,

When you got stuck on your way out!

So, I shook and shook that vending machine,

Until it finally tipped over on top of me,

I’m sure glad that was only a dream,   

I guess some things are just “NOT 2B”!