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War Crimes and Chicken Parmesan


Oh Chicken Parmesan, how delightful you are.

You make me want to break into a house with a crowbar.

Preheat the oven to 450 degrees.

Don’t worry, soon you will apply the cheese.

Now this is getting interesting, just you wait.

Soon we will open the floodgates.

These villagers cannot handle this tax rate!

We must slowly increase their death rate.


Next, you must pound the chicken with all your might.

Be careful, get ready to fight.

These peasants are now revolting against us.

You must make sure they do not escape on the bus.

Fast now, arm the nukes.

This reminds me of the wonderful Pete Davidson movie, Marmaduke.

Season the chicken now, do not forget this step!

Now you should beat the eggs that arrived at your doorstep.

Mix some breadcrumbs and Parmesan cheese.

The peasants are tactful talkative talented thieves 

They are secretly evil, you have to trust me!

Deploy the poison gas, do not listen to the pleas.

They are lying, they will break the economy. 

All the children will say “Please I wanna study astronomy!”


Chicken Parmesan is truly a wonderful treat. 

It could even go great with some fresh crabmeat!

Dip the flour-coated chicken into the fresh eggs.

Maybe later we can make some frog legs!

Now you must fry the chicken in a pan. 

All of these people, they are caveman.

Careful now! The walls can hear us!

I can hear the walls speaking, they are starting to discuss.

We have committed many sins and atrocities.

We must stick together like viscosities.

Hurry up now, we must cover this up.

Millions dead, and this is just a buildup.

The true plan will begin soon.

Be careful! One of them has a spoon!

Great. Now we are done.

Enjoy some Chicken Parmesan and a Capri-Sun.

Photo by Clark Douglas on Unsplash

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    Willy SFeb 1, 2024 at 8:12 am

    I love the amazing portrayal of chicken parmesan, this is so beautifully written that this made me tear up. Thank you for this.